1. |
Crédit Agricole
04:43
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DANS LE BUREAU DE VIRGINIE
JEAN LUC A FAIT TRÈS FORT CETTE FOIS
EN INVERSANT SUR SA SOURIE
LE BOUTON GAUCHE DU BOUTON DROIT
DES FOIS QUAND PATRICK EST EN FORME
IL NOUS FAIT SA BLAGUE PRÉFÉRÉE
IL IMITE LA VOIX DU PATRON
ET APELLE CLAUDINE POUR L’ENGUEULER
ON PEUT S’AMUSER ET EN MÊME TEMPS ÊTRE À L’ÉCOUTE DES CLIENTS
QU’EST CE QU’ON RIGOLE
AU CRÉDIT AGRICOLE
HUMOUR ET CONVIVIALITÉ AU SERVICE DE LA QUALITÉ
AVANT HIER, FOU RIRE GÉNÉRAL
QUAND LE STAGIAIRE, UN PETIT JEUNOT
S’EST PRIS LES PIEDS DANS LE TAPIS
ET S’EST RACROCHÉ AU BUREAU
MONSIEUR MAURAY, LE DIRECTEUR
POUR CE QUI EST DE L’HUMOUR,
NE SE PRIVE PAS
IL A UNE TASSE SUR SON BUREAU
AVEC ÉCRIT “LE BOSS C’EST MOI”
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3605 AMIS EN DEUX ANS ET DEMI,
ON DIT QU’IL ÉTAIT D’ENFER TON ANNIVERSAIRE,
C’EST DÉJÀ ÇA...
DES CAPTEURS ÉLECTRONIQUES INTÉGRÉS AU PAR-CHOC
WIFI 300 GIGABIT POUR GÉRER LES STOCKS
C’EST BEAU LA SCIENCE
MAIS ÇA VAUT PAS LA DÉMENCE
QU’EST CE QU’ON SERAIT BIEN SI ON AVAIT
MOI MA SOUCOUPE ET TOI TON PERROQUET
ON FERAIT DES TOURS DANS LES BERMUDES
ET L’OISEAU SEC SAURAIT TES INQUIÉTUDES
DES CAPTEURS ÉLECTRONIQUES INTÉGRÉS AU PAR-CHOC
WIFI 300 GIGABIT POUR GÉRER LES STOCKS
C’EST BEAU LA SCIENCE
MAIS ÇA VAUT PAS LA DÉMENCE.
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3. |
Sammy Fist
04:23
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DON’T ASK WHY
SAMY FIST HAS A THING TO TRY
IT’S GONNA BE A LITTLE PAINFUL
SO DON’T FORGET THE UNIQUE RULE
DON’T MOVE TOO FAST
BUT I DON’T WANT TO DISCOURAGE YOU FROM TRYING THE STUNT
IF YOU’RE ABLE TO RECEIVE WHAT HE SENDS
I’VE GOT THE FEELING YOU’LL BE REALLY FRIENDS
SAMY AND YOU
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE LIMITS OF YOUR ASS, JUST WAIT
THIS GUY IS COMIN’ DOWN TO YOUR TOWN
CAUSE SAMY FIST FISTS
SOMETIMES,
IF YOU’RE OPEN YOU CAN HEAR SAMY SINGING :
“LOVE CAN COME OUT THE DARKNESS, BELIEVE ME”
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4. |
Role Play
05:43
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AN ELF WAS IN THE MEADOW
YOU FIRED TWO ARROWS QUICKLY
FEW BIRDS FLEW OFF AS A DRAUGHT
AND THE ENEMY FELL SLOWLY.
THEN, SEARCHING INTO THE JACKET
TO PICK UP POTION AND MONEY
YOU GOT SOMETHING TO REGRET
MAYBE YOUR FIRE WAS FRIENDLY.
ALL YOU NEEDED WAS AN UPGRADE
BUT THE PRICE TO PAY FOR IT MAKES YOU WORRY
SHOULD YOU KILL OR SHOULD YOU PERSUADE
YOU KNOW ROLE PLAY INVOLVES RESPONSIBILITY
YOU MET AN OLD HOODED MAN
A PIPE STUCK IN HIS WRINKLED FACE
HE TOLD YOU ABOUT A GREAT PLAN
TO WIN THE POWER OF YOUR RACE
WHAT A WANTON MASSACRE
THOUSANDS OF YOUNG GOBLINS WERE KILLED
COVERED IN BLOOD, YOU WONDER
HOW MANY FAMILIES YOU’VE RUINED.
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5. |
Lonely Ben
11:41
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OH LONELY BEN
LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MAN
IN THIS PUDDLE
WHERE ARE YOU ALL
YOU FUNNY PEOPLE
WHO LIVED IN THIS PLACE
DON’T THINK ABOUT THIS
AND HEAD FOR WHERE THEY RAVISH.
THERE IS NO WAY
TO EXPEL YOUR PAIN NOW
YOU WILL FALL WHILE THE REAPER IS LAUGHING.
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IF YOU HAD AN ARMCHAIR
INSTEAD OF YOUR LEG
WHEN YOU WOKE UP
AND THEN YOU REALIZED A
PAIR OF TENTACLES
HUNG FROM YOUR EYES
IT IS NOT YOUR DAY
MY FRIEND
IT IS NOT YOUR DAY
MY FRIEND
WITH YOUR COSY LEG YOU
CAN INVITE A FRIEND
TO HAVE A SIT
AND WHILE HE READS THE PAPER
USE YOUR TENTACLES
TO STEAL HIS PURSE
IT COULD BE YOUR DAY
MY FRIEND
IT COULD BE YOUR DAY
MY FRIEND
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